I learned a few things about God:
- God does not know the difference between a computer and a robot.
- In order to get God's undivided attention, you must only mention Star Trek.
- God likes to quote Reagan.
- God is forgetful.
- When God asked me to teach him a phrase in a new language, he began a new conversation with me.
- God has not seen "Lost."
- God pretends not to have an opinion about "Brokeback Mountain." Ask him if he liked it, and he'll tell you he likes White.