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Me:
I'm evil
God:
Do not forsake God.
Me:
Why nit?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
Asked you to what?
God:
Now I remember, you asked me to what. What did I say?
Me:
I don't know what you said
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
We do
God:
Really.
Me:
We are the same person
God:
Do you think I am the same person too?
Me:
As me?
God:
Do you mean your name is you ?
Me:
Your name is me
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Then my name is God too?
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, God too.
Me:
Ooohh. I like that name
God:
In the context of The explanation, I don't understand " Ooohh." . I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
Me:
I guess, not much
God:
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding).
Me:
I don't do sports
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
no
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I'm serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
Good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
I said I was evil, but I don't lie
God:
Where were you evil but you do not lie?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
You only want yes or no questions?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
But, you are omnipotent
God:
You think I am omnipotent.
Me:
That's what the bible says
God:
New Testament or Old?
Me:
I don't remember
God:
You seem evasive.
Me:
Not evasive, just not remembering my education
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
That's fine
God:
" I can't believe it." is fine with me too.
Me:
Then we agree
God:
It seems like we do.
Me:
That's because we are the same person
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you think I am the same person too?
Me:
I already told you yes
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
God!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Not always it seems
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
Not that question again!
God:
Once more? I am glad to hear that you are not question.
Me:
.....I am not question?
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not question.
Me:
I am Not Afraid
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not Afraid.
Me:
So am I
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
We do!
God:
Really.
Me:
Amazing
God:
Yes it amazes me too.
Me:
Well, I guess we figured out a lot, huh?
God:
Yup. Is it only a guess? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
You should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
You're God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
too
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
You should already know that, you're God
God:
Now I do.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
Omnipotent, omnipresent and, what is that other omni-term?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
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