[BarTopDancer]

So god likes scientology

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Marla. What is your name?
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Marla. My name is God.
Me:
Do you like shiny?
God:
I like science fiction. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
science fiction? What do you think of Scientology?
God:
Yes I love it, especially the works of Philip K. Dick. Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
so you love sciengology?
God:
Interesting deduction. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
It's a bilogoical urge to love scientology?
God:
LOVE is a bilogoical urge to love scientology. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
UH ok. How do you feel about shiny things?
God:
OK. And? I will try to find out.
Me:
so you like shiny things?
God:
Interesting deduction. But I like cats. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
I love shiny things