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					Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser
					
				 
				How's about The Towering Inferno. Now, you might not like the cast I have in mind but stick with me for a minute... 
Tom Cruise 
Ben Affleck 
Britney Spears (in her film debut!) 
Mark Whalberg 
O.J. Simpson (revising his original role) 
Jack Black 
That Napoleon Dynamite guy 
Gary Busey
 
 
Ok, here is the difference in plot from the original: In the new version, nobody survives! I'd pay $20 for a ticket to a movie in which I get to watch all of these people incinerate.
   
			
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 Heck, I'd pay $100 to see them incinerated for real!