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Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser
How's about The Towering Inferno. Now, you might not like the cast I have in mind but stick with me for a minute...
Tom Cruise
Ben Affleck
Britney Spears (in her film debut!)
Mark Whalberg
O.J. Simpson (revising his original role)
Jack Black
That Napoleon Dynamite guy
Gary Busey
Ok, here is the difference in plot from the original: In the new version, nobody survives! I'd pay $20 for a ticket to a movie in which I get to watch all of these people incinerate.

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Heck, I'd pay $100 to see them incinerated for real!