Again, nothing as exciting as that.
Hey, while we're talking about gross injuries....have I told ya'll about the time I was riding my bike barefoot and got my foot caught in the spokes? Sliced off the back of my foot- toes, heel, etc. I always had the weird injuries as a kid- never anything as mundane as a broken arm or leg. Then there was the rusty nail that went all the way through my foot, and the blood poisoning and the time I got attacked by bees.......