[Cadaverous Pallor]

I remember when I grew too large for the Slip 'n Slide. You know you're too big when you run, throw yourself down, and you land face first in the mud at the end of the yellow plastic.

We went through three of those things in various incarnations, as well as two of those clown hat things (no pics on the net!), at least 5 wading pools, one awesome soaker hose turned up to full blast, and I'm sure a million other watery toys I can't remember.