Lol! My MIL, who is Mormon, just finished watching Dr. Phil, where there were apparently people on who were saying that gayness can be cured through prayer, blah blah blah....Also, it's caused by being abused as children! So, she is now on the phone to her daughter in Ohio, mockingly apologising for abusing her and telling her we'll pray away her gayness.
Sometimes she surprises me with her coolness.