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Originally Posted by scaeagles
Well....I am well schooled in several self defense techniques and I am still pretty fast, so I know I can handle any physical threat presented.  |
Well, here's the down-low on all of us here on LoT:
NotAfraid - (aka Madame Cat-astrophe) Specializes in training felines to do her bidding. Often sporting a black cat suit and knee high boots, she sometiems wears jackets made from the skins of her former lovers. She hides cats in her hairstyle for sudden unexpetced attacks on the unaware.
€uromeinke - (aka €uromonkey) This assassin specializes in Monkey Kung Fu. An ancient form of self defense that he learned visiting the Lapland regions of Scandinavia. Beware of his collection of writing implements that can also be used to conceal poison darts and acid ink.
Ghoulish Delight - (aka Bacon) This notorious man, you can tell because he sports a goatee, is a communications master. At the click of a button he can erase anything you write and delete your identity completely. Beware of those in-person encounters, with a two word command, 'Munchykin, Go!' He can command his tricky mascot to run circles around you creating confusion. Goatees...bad news, man.
Cadaverous Pallor - (aka The Librarian aka Dewey Decimation) When the horned rimmed glasses come off and the bun in her hair comes down, it's bad news, brother. Cadaverous indeed... you being the cadaver.
innerSpaceman - (aka Moder-A-Torr) He'll lock you, man. He'll lock you.
There's more, but there's no time.
You've been scawarned, scaeagles. I'm just a friendly neighborhood double spy. I'm just not all that good at being hush-hush...