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Originally Posted by Scrooge McSam
Pfft You'd think he could work some Charles Nelson Reilly gay in there somewhere.
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Gene Rayburn: "Dumb Dora was so dumb,
She thought asphalt was [blank]."
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Gene Rayburn: "Okay Jeanelle, what's your response to Dumb Dora was so dumb,"
Audience, shouting: "How dumb was she?"
Gene Rayburn: "Ha ha, Dumb Dora was so dumb, she thought asphalt was [blank]?"
Jeanelle: "Um, cement?"
Gene Rayburn: "Cement! Cement, that's certainly something someone dumb could think is asphalt. Charles, what did you write down?"
Charles Nelson Reilly: "Well Gene, I had a different thing in mind, would you mind repeating the question?"
Gene Rayburn: "Sure Charles, anything for you. Dumb Dora was so dumb, she thought asphalt was [blank].
Charles Nelson Reilly: (flips card over) "Rectum trouble!"
Gene Rayburn: "Aw, I'm sorry Jeanelle, thanks for coming on the show, there are some lovely parting gifts for you backstage. Rectum trouble! We'll be right back."
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