EXPERIMENT A - ENCHANTED TIKI SODA - TASTE EXHIBIT
(aka "Disneyphile's Fast Pass to Hell")
Looks delightfully refreshing, doesn't it:
Time for MAG-ni-fi-cation....... It looks like an old effect from Adventure Through Inner Space, that's for sure.....:
At this point, I was tempted to turn back, but persisted with my hopes of a newfound discovery that would earn my praise in Disney geek communities around the world!
I'll put it this way, greed is a bad thing, kids. A really, really, bad thing. Drinking this stuff was comparable to licking Tangaroa's backside.
This was the resulting sediment still clinging to the glass, or crawling up the sides, I'm not sure:
FINAL RESULT: EXPERIMENT FAILED. (Do NOT try this at home. Ever. For the love of Walt, just say "no"!!!)
NEW NAME: ENCHANTED TIKI SODA - UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
More experiments to follow in the coming days, once I recover.