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Chain it down if you're going to be putting it out front. A kid I knew in elementary school said her dad put a park bench on their front porch one day, and by the next morning, it was gone.
Do you have an entry hall where it would fit? That way you could keep it inside. (It's Alice in Wonderland--outside things go inside, and inside things go outside, up is down, down is up, etc.)
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