[Ghoulish Delight]

I so wish I got what I saw last night on video.

In the kitche, we've got a trashcan wedged between the fridge and the counter. That keeps him block out from back there, where we keep paper bags that he'd happily shred, and would get behind the fridge. Ocassionally we forget to shove the can back in.

So late last night I heard him stepping on the bags, so I go to shoe him out of there. He sees me, looks at me for a couple seconds...then tries to bolt at full speed...only he's on the kitchen linoleum. So he tries to take the left and, straight out a cartoon, goes skidding across the floor, little legs pumping at full gallop with zero traction. He managed to gain enough traction just before sliding into the dishwasher across the way. I just about fell down laughing.

"Steer right to turn left!"