My mom is so funny sometimes. She sends me this email with about a thousand (not really a thousand, Leo) FWD's all over it. At the very bottom it says "Instructions for Life" and the rest of the 10 pages are pale yellow lettering on a white background. I can't read a single word. Ah, somethings never change.
Yes, I can highlight it to read it, but I just thought it was funny.
AND when I tried to download it this is what I got:
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
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This is a prime example of how I was reared.