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		 When nature's callin' 
Don't be stallin' 
Use your common sense 
Before you let it flow 
Find a place to go 
Just don't whiz on the electric fence 
 
If you're gonna explode 
You can use the commode 
Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents 
No need to explain when you gotta drain 
Just don't whiz on the electric fence 
 
You can swizzle on the sofa 
Piddle in the air 
Tinkle in the toilet 
That's why it is there 
 
You can let it rain 
In the breakdown lane 
While waving at ladies and gents 
Just don't whiz on... 
Don't whiz on 
Don't whiz on the electric fence. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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