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Old 06-30-2006, 08:30 PM   #28
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Frodo goes up to man in his driveway who looks and sounds like James Gandolfini from 'The Sopranos'. Frodo stands right under his butt and barks. Man jumps.

Man: Whoa! What's this? (He turns.) You barking at me, you little sh!t?! Trying to get my attention, you short fu ck? Come here. (Man pets dog as I crap my jeans.) Man, this is a cute dog. I love dogs. You're a little cutie, ain't ya. Ain't ya?
(Frodo wags his butt happily.)

Frodo had another run in with Tony Soprano last night. We walked up to his house and Frodo starts barking at him while "Tony" was picking up trash in his yard.

Tony Soprano:
Hey, it's my little friend. Who you barking at, little sh!t? Huh? Awww, I ate an animal bigger 'n you for lunch. Little fu ck.



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