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Ugh, as I might have thought, they've taken the most sorry excuse for a Pirates of the Caribberan and made it ... OMG, who'd of thought it possible ... WORSE.
As for Paris .... what really ticks me off about the California revision is that it takes away from what made the original head and shoulders above all - including Paris. Walt's travel-backwards-through-time curse was a stroke of brilliance which, unsurprisingly, sailed above the heads of most guests. That does not make it lame. People are stupid and there's no requirement to cater to them when your guest of average intelligence will appreciate the artistry.
Now, alas, the original has been dumbed down ... there's even less explanation of why we're going backwards in time ... and the forward-in-time chronology of the Paris version is on a more level playing field with Walt's creation.
Bah and double and triple frelling BAH!
(and if, five years from now, they are still the only version without movie score atrocities and Depp retardedness, Paris will indeed - - through no improvement of its own - - be the BEST Pirates of the Caribbean on the planet .... powered in part by the spinning of Walt in his grave)
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