I haven't read any of the reviews yet so bear with any repitition here in this post.
We saw it last night and I didn't hate it. I didn't love it, either.
Good Stuff:
-I like Johnny Depp's character. It's wonderful seeing him do more of his Jack schtick.
-Davey Jones, the love child of Sebastian and Ursula, is fantastic. One of the best CG characters ever. Bill Nighy is one of my favorite character actors right now. He's superb. I kept wanting to see more and more of him.
-Tom Hollander is a good actor as well. He appeared in 'Pride and Prejudice', too with Knightley. He's a huge presence onscreen for being just 5'5".
-Loved Tia Dalma.
-Liked the three way sword fight.
-Loved the Davey Jones crew. Sea Monkeys gone wrong. Love it.
-Barbossa. Fun ending to the film. I knew it was him when the monkey took a liking to his boots as he was in bed. Is he dead? Was he dead? wtf?
-Shooting the monkey.
-Shooting the crow.
-The film's score is wonderful.
Bad Stuff:
-They could have cut the whole cannibal section and it wouldn't have hurt the film. It could have trimmed a half hour off of this lengthy film.
-Orlando Bloom... boring.
-Keira Knightley (I've said it a million times) needs to close her mouth. It doesn't need to be open all the time... especially when she's not saying anything...
-Too much Kraken. It's weird that the Kraken could destroy a ship in 2 seconds or 10 minutes depending on his mood...
-The heart controls the Kraken as does the plunger thing on the ship?
-Shell Head guy... wtf?
-There were too many 'remember this folks?' moments in this film that referred to the first one. Sequelitis. That and too many 'ta-da remember me from the first film' moments. Bleh.
-Film was tooooo long.
-Sparrow as a love interest? Creepy.
-What happened to the African American lady who was on Jack's crew?
-Compass shenanigans. Confusing.
-Why didn't DJ keep his heart with him?
-Too many rum jokes.
-No 'Yo Ho Yo Ho' song in this one. Bad director.