Dear Laundry,
You are my b!tch. That is all.
Dear Husband,
You are amazing. How is it that in spite of that you have only once managed to give me a decent gift in five years of marriage? If you don't deliver this October on our anniversary, I swear I will burn every single one of your pancakes on every Sunday morning for the rest of your life.
Love,
Wifey
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And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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