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Dear cow-orkers:
Isn't it wonderful that our small-but-growing-fast Silicon Valley start-up provides free snacks? Wouldn't it be even more wonderful if most of you didn't have the manners of two-year-olds and actually cleaned up after yourselves, and closed or sealed the packages of the aforementioned snacks after removing the bits you want to eat? While we're at it, wouldn't it be still wonderfuller if you could understand that the doubly-aforementioned snacks are here for oll to enjoy, not just you (and you know who you are), and for you to refrain from taking every single one of the FunSize™ Twix and KitKat bars as soon as they come in?
Your annoyed co-worker,
Andrew
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-- Andrew
Just Andrew.
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then, I contradict myself.
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
-- Walt Whitman, "Song of Myself"
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