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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer
Dear fathers of daughters - From now until they are between 21 and 24 nothing you do will be right. Master this saying "I know sweetie" but don't agree with her when she says x boy is a jerk. Saying "I know sweetie, he is a jerk" will just prompt the statement "You don't know anything! He is not a jerk!" /stomp /rolleyes. And just accept that you will never understand women  |
Yes sweetie, I know. Mine just turned 21. She broke up with her boyfriend 2 months ago. She said she would never talk to him again. Then guess who she brought home for dinner last night? You guessed it.
But it's the 18 year old son I worry about. I think I'll be a grandfather times twelve in the next couple of years and not know about the little bast***s.
The only thing that would prevent this is prison, which is just as likely.
Or death............also as likey...........