Dear people on the board I moderate:
You are not twelve years old. You know how to argue without calling someone a "puke" or a "f u c k i n g
" and I have seen you do it. And if you DO call someone a "puke" or a "f u c k i n g
" then don't piss and moan to me when somebody else calls you something equally distasteful.
Respectfully,
Annoyed Moderator
Dear high school,
I though I left you behind at the insurance company. Must you follow me everywhere I go?
Seriously, STOP FOLLOWING ME.
LSPE