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Dear God,
I'm so glad you called. Its good to see you're still around. I'd heard rumors to the contrary of late.
I however must take issue with the breast implants. While I am appreciative of the thought, I think if you check my records that was NOT the part I had requested augmentation of.
Please advise.
PS, the tummy tuck looks great.
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a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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