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Dear weatherman,
I am sorely disappointed in your latest forecast. I thought we'd already discussed this topic at length and you had wisely decided against further such actions. The humid heat thing has got to go! Now you tell me theres more coming? Do you really WANT an a$$whoopin' that bad?
I would strongly advise you rethink your latest upcoming weather delivery. My operatives would prefer not to involve your family in this matter.
You have been warned.
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