Dear Allied Waste of San Mateo County,
Why do you have to be such obstinate bitches about everything? Isn't the sole reason for your existence to pick up trash and debris? How is it that, after we paid an outrageous $389 for you to drop off a 15 cu. yd. debris box in front of our house, you can't manage to pick it up on schedule a week later, and then when we call to find out (and have to leave a message because you don't answer your phones) we get a message back saying you don't have our address? Why do three separate groups of pick-up personnel (regular recycling, yard waste recycling, general trash) all refuse to take bagged yard waste? And why are you all so incredibly rude?
Sincerely,
The person who will be filing a complaint with your franchise authority as soon as I can figure out how.
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-- Andrew
Just Andrew.
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then, I contradict myself.
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
-- Walt Whitman, "Song of Myself"
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