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Old 07-19-2006, 03:29 PM   #193
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Dear Peggy:
Had I bothered to keep track of this information, I would now know: your full name, your address, what kind of dog you have, who his vet is, and when he needs shots, the make and model of your car, as well as when it is due for service, the name of your SO and the name of his proctologist, the name of someone you know who died, that you volunteer for market research studies for extra cash, your approximate age, and now, the latest tidbit from today's answering machine message, your occupation.

I would be scared if someone were getting this amount of information about me. People who call you leave TMI on the answering machine. I'm past annoyance and have since become amused at this, but come on. The proctologist?

It's been my number for years now. Enough is enough.
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