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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac
Dear SzczerbiakManiac,
The next time you fill up your water bottle at the cooler, be sure to screw the cap back on ALL the way, not just half-way, before you tilt it back for a swig. Your shirt and pants will stay dryer that way.
Thanks,
Your Wet Clothes
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Dear Time Machine,
Activate.
Thanks,
STC
7 years ago.....
Dear Cat,
Screw the tobasco cap back on -- don't just set the cap on the bottle. If you do this then daddy won't accidentally squirt tobasco sauce in your eye when he shakes the bottle.
Love,
Dad (who always felt guilty even though it wasn't his fault AT ALL)