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Dear SacFamily. We miss you. Come back to DL.
Love,
LoT
Dear apartment complex I looked at today,
Your complex is very nice, however, I will not be renting there. You already charge an insane amount for an apartment and then expect me to pay for a carport on top of my rent. Not to mention I need to buy a parking pass if I want a (note, that is one) guest to visit. It is obvious you frown on people visiting your residents since you do not allow guest parking in any of the abundant (your word) open spaces in your parking lot.
Sincerely,
A disappointed potential renter.
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