On the other hand...
I don't camp. "Roughing it" for me is a Holiday Inn instead of a Hyatt Regency. I appreciate The Outside, but I believe it's best appreciated in the comfort of an air-conditioned lounge, frosty beverage in hand and stacked blonde on arm, on the other side of a large piece of plate glass. Tinted glass.
You can have my spot at the campsite, I don't mind.
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-- Andrew
Just Andrew.
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then, I contradict myself.
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
-- Walt Whitman, "Song of Myself"
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