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Ugghh..

Will the musical also include a touching & spirited rendition of him allegedly breaking his wife's nose whilst on a bender? Allegedly shoving her hard into a car? It will be interesting to hear how he includes the words "bitch" & "slut" into a catchy tune. Well, if they could do it in Phantom of the Opera, then he can too (what..you don't remember that? )

Can we purchase "Don't Hassel The Hoff" tee shirts in the lobby kiosk?

Everytime I see a picture of David Hasselhoff, he's wearing that tee. And the irony is that you know the Hoff is dying to be Hasseled.

Thanks, SM, for providing this link!

I'm off to read it so I can figure out what the hell Teddy Pendergrass has to do with any of this!