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My Evil Sister. She's a trip and a half.
She's the oldest (or Eldest, as she would correct me) of 4. She's always been a bit "off". She's really high strung, histronic and extremely narcissistic. WHen I was 10, she changed her name from Linda to Alisa. Ummmm, Isn't that a bit clost to my name? About that time, she developed a fake English accent as well. Oh, and she's from Ohio, has lived in CA for the past 44 years and never lived in England. She's also has money from an unidentified source. She' modeled for a bit, but was never big, but she lives in Beverly Hills and drives a Jag. She was married only nce when she was 21 and that lasted 6 months. She's never married again nor has she had a lasting relationship.
When she was 40, she decided she would stop using birth control because she didn't think she could get pregnant. She got pregnant. She went through 3 different paternity test to find the father and, sadly for her, it wasn't one of the rich men she slept with. The baby was born with a brain leision and has motor skill issues and a host of other issues as well as MAJOR behaviour problems.
When my Mother died, she sole a bunch of things from the house before the body was even cold. My Mother and her had been in a fight and my Mom had done a holographic codacil to her will not allowing my sister to have any material things. ("THINGS" were important to my Mom.) My sister decided that I, as the youngest, had had all of the benefits of growing up when my parents were better off and, as she had a developmentally disabled son, she deseerved more of the inheritance and I deserved nothing. (Did I mention that the only reason we were comfortable was that MY father worked hard and their father did not - I was my father's only child - the others came from her first marriage.)
Anyways, she took us all to court, had a lawyer she paid in sexual favors, and ended up fighting with my brother who eas the executor of the will. She ended up getting all of my Brother's inheritance through some really nasty court wranglings. At one point, she had ALL of the family's band accounts put on hold including business accounts for everyone in the family including my SIL and BIL. This stuff went on for YEARS!
Needless to say, none of us have had any contact with her since and we all plan on keeping it that way.
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