Top Ten reasons For CM Matt Leaving:
10. Goofy would just not stop giving him wedgies
9. He actually had to eat in an employee break room
8. Found out that Mark Shapiro gets free churros
7. Lost his primo parking spot to Steve Job's niece
6. Board booted his ass when he suggested an AP lounge would be cool
5. That picture of him on Flash Mountain
4. They started paying him with disney dollars
3. The mayor of toontown started taxing his morning coffee.
2. Disney denied his request to take the Columbia out for weekend junkets
and the number one reason: