[Prudence]

My family is actually pretty wonderful. They are all slightly wacky, but frankly we're a pretty swell bunch. No run-ins with the law. Any brushes with the news media have been for heart-warming "Eye on America" stuff. After my grandmother's funeral we all congregated in her room at my aunt's place and just divided up the stuff in a thoroughly agreeable fashion. Sure, one of my cousin's is a bit self-centered, and another hasn't trained her overly friendly labs that not everyone wants a tongue bath the minute they walk in the door, and my dad is on a personal crusade against corporations, but we're still psycho-free. Definitely no idiots. Disproportionate number of advanced degrees, but no idiots.