[BarTopDancer]

Dear BTD,

Please wash me.

Signed,

ShinyCar

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Dear ShinyCar,

Thank you for your request. Perhaps this weekend I will give you a bath. However, due to the heat, humidity and wind I feel bad taking you to the car wash where people are out in the hot sun all day. I suppose some would say I am taking money away from them by not going, but I feel bad for having someone else (who probably doesn't have a car) sweat and bake so I can have a clean car.

Love,

Your owner

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Dear iSm,

thank you for the Leis you provided way back when during a Tiki meet. They came in handy today for our Hawaii party at work.

Signed,
-BTD