Dear Sweet Child of Mine,
I love that you have friend who have a small pool. I love that you can go over there almost every day. What I do not love is that you come home and sit around in your wet shorts.
My ass is now wet from sitting on a chair you vacated 2 hours ago!
Be glad you are not home tonight...your Mommy would have figured out some sweet revenge!!
((hugs))
Love, Your Patient, revenge-seeking Mother.
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