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		 Dear Sweet Child of Mine,  
 
I love that you have friend who have a small pool.  I love that you can go over there almost every day.  What I do not love is that you come home and sit around in your wet shorts.   
 
My ass is now wet from sitting on a chair you vacated 2 hours ago!    
 
Be glad you are not home tonight...your Mommy would have figured out some sweet revenge!! 
 
((hugs))  
 
Love, Your Patient, revenge-seeking Mother. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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