It's the coupon in the bag for the free shotgun that bothers me.
I mean is that for real, or a joke? I'm pretty darn gullible (I thought those were REAL church signs for weeks!), but would someone realy make Old Yeller dog food? I'ts like why bother, their just gonna die anyway!
And yes, I got the tital pun. The fruit never falls far from the tree, you know.
Speeking of which, I'm eating the freeky fruit right now. Tastes like a plum to me. Where's the Cot? I got ripped off, no cot. Figures. That's my life, always getting the short end of the fruit. Maybe it's not ripe enough. I had a hard time deciding whether to get the soft ones or not, I was afraid they were over ripe. So I got a red one like the picture at the store.
They could have called it an Aprium. Or a Cotum. Maybe I should plant the seed and see what I get! Or maybe not, the Disney police might be all over me for patent rights violation.
Ok, the fuit is done. Not bad for a plum, but not woth the $ per Lb. if you can get a decent plum.
Now the Grapples are pretty good! An apple with a slight grape flavor. More of a light floral realy. Again pretty pricey, but worth an occasional indulgance.
