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I have no idea where to post this, but I needed to write it down, soooo...

I'm watching a baseball game right now and the SF Giants are losing yet another game. The commentators are having their usual fun scribbling on the faces of fans using their telestrator, which is a typical way they entertain themselves during the predictable lulls in play.

There's a little cove behind the ballpark, where people bring their boats and float out there during the game, in hope of retrieving a "splash hit".

The cameraman zooms in on the face of a guy sitting on his boat in the cove, the commentators scribble on his face, and then one of them says:

Spoiler:

"Any time we can rub out the man in the boat - we're going for it."

I swear. I'm still laughing.