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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket
Just now. A freak letter opener accident.  j/k
When I was 10, I was fishing in a stream and fell to my knees while I was crossing it. My knee broke open a Lowenbrau bottle and the glass cut my knee to the bone. Not to get into too much detail but the cut looked like a mouth dribbling with ketchup and cottage cheese. I saw my bone. Somehow I managed to walk on it... It felt like I banged it really hard. I didn't feel the glass at all.
My biggest worry about the whole thing? It was March 17th (I remember the exact date) and we were going on our first trip to Disneyland on June 21st of that year. I was worried that I wouldn't be able to go to Disneyland because I couldn't walk. THAT was my big worry. Not bleeding out or losing my leg...
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See what happens when 10 year olds drink Lowenbrau ? They should stick to St. Pauli Girl