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I don't think I even considered the question until I saw "Fight Club." Now, every time the situation presents itself, I can't help but think about it.

I guess for me, the crass answer is "Depends on the person, depends on my mood." I think choosing which part of your lower anatomy you choose to drag across the face of a person can really make a statement.

I mental process goes something like: "Would they want the crotch or a**? Do they deserve to get what they want?" It becomes more complex when considering an entire row of people, where the mathematical formula of desire versus reward or punishment can get very tricky...