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While I suppose going crotch, I could entertain my commuter felatio fantasies - the fact remains that with almost a years worth of public transit, I have not once yet been offered a blow job. My ass however, seems to get a regular groping.

None-the-less, if we are talking MTA here, that open seat is but one space in, and to be able to slide in butt-to-face, means an easier sit once I'm in position, or the bus lurches me into position, so my preference (in public transit anyway) is to lead with the rear. Perhaps I'd get better action the other way, but the prospect of a bus lurch under those cicumstances leaves me rather - limp.

Now, for those arses who sit on the aisle, so no one sits next to them - well, depending on my mood, I will often target them, just to make sure they're uncomfortable too.