I hate Trader Joe's. Their produce is always rotten and dirty, their cereal boxes are faded, lots of their entrees are tasteless and their cashiers are smug hippies.
Okay, I don't hate all of Trader Joe's. I like their Brownie Bits, their Naan bread and their Indian food. But that's it, brother. Bleh and double bleh. And add an iSm 'Bah' in there for me, too.
