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Originally Posted by lizziebith
I've yet to live with a single man who was capable of hanging up a wet towel.
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You can move in with me. I not only hang it up, I spread it out to make sure there are no folds/pleats in it when it's hanging so it can dry quickly and evenly.
Some of my peeves include:
- Seeing the non-word "alot"
(hint: it's "a lot", as in, the opposite of "a little")
- People who feel the need to CRRRRAAAANK the water knobs in my bathroom to the off position so hard it wears out a replaced washer in a few days.
- People who feel the need to read on-screen text out loud when it appears within a film.
- The inability of most motorists to lift their left pinkie and signal a fücking turn/lane change!
Signaling a lane change at the same time as the actual change does not count as "signaling"! That's called confirming the obvious.
- When someone calls me for help and then argues with me when I suggest a course of action.
If you don't want my advice, don't call me, dickweed!
- When some one answers my multiple-choice question with a binary response.
- Hard butter served with cold bread.
- While dining out, when my friend orders a "large" soda, I order a "large" milk, and my friend receives a bigger glass then I do.
Charge me more of you need to, I want my gawddamn large milk so I don't have to wait for the waitron to bring me another!
- Women who wear revealing clothing and then get offended when men look at them like sex objects.
- Screaming children.
- People who (ab)use the term "pro-family" when what they really mean is "anti-gay".
They're entitled to feel the way they feel, just be honest.
Sorry, that turned into a rant, didn't it....