I may have already said this but I always wanted to name a dog of mine Peeve. Then I could say, "This is my pet, Peeve."
Okay, here goes. Although I run the risk of giving ammunition to scaeagles...
1. People who talk during movies. I came to see/hear the film, not you Chatty McChattins.
2. People who slurp soup or cereal really loud. Bugs.
3. Families who walk on sidewalks side by side holding hands taking up the whole sidewalk. It makes it difficult to go around and it's hard for people going the other way.
4. People who ask too many questions of cashiers when there's a huge line behind them. If you ain't prepared, get outta line.
5. People who don't know what they want at a food or movie counter after waiting in a line forever and with a huge line continuing behind them. "I don't know what I want. Let's seee. What do you want, honey?" Urrrrrrgh.
6. People who argue with pharmacists when the problem is clearly the customer's fault or the doctor's fault.
7. People who kick my seat at the movie theatres or on airplanes.
8. Cellphones that ring crazy rings or play songs. And those cellphones that are really walkie talkies. We don't want to hear you talk and we definitely don't want to hear who's talking to you.
9. The term "The OC". I hate that. "Are you from the OC?" "No, I'm not from
the Orange County, you dinglecheese."
10. The word 'prolly' bugs me whenever I see it in a post. It's weird.
11. Preachy people on the streets trying to get me to sign something. Left and right. Piss off! The other day, someone comes up to me and says, "Are you registered to vote as a Democrat?" I say yes. "Do you want to hear what the Republican leaders are up to?" I say no. "Then you like facism?" I say, "Get the hell out of my face."
12. Hypocrits. Practice what you preach. Lead with integrity. And when you fvck up, own it.
13. People who don't vote but complain.
14. Out of touch people that think they're not out of touch.