So, my wife (who is only a tad over 5' tall) likes the perfume "Beautiful". My son today said "Mom, I hope you get more beautiful on your birthday."
Well, we laughed at the obvious double meaning, and then I said "too bad they don't make 'smart' or 'tall' perfume".
I have a really, really big bruise on my upper right arm now. But my son and I had a good laugh.
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