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Old 02-10-2005, 02:17 PM   #1
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This will make you scream

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Originally Posted by Reuters
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Thu Feb 10, 9:56 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters



LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.



Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.


She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."


Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
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I'd better check snopes on this one but... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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