Well, as Rita Rudner put it:
"I think men who are pierced are better prepared for marriage...... that way, they've both experienced pain - and bought jewellery !"
I have three piercings, none of which you can see when I'm wearing clothes

PM me and I will give all the gory details.
I have two tattooes - both Bears (what else?) One real and one cartoon.
I do want to get another tattoo - Cinderellas castle or sleeping beauty's castle, depending on location. I thought cinderella for leg (tall and skinny) or sleeping beauty across back - low & wide.
I still prefer the nostalgic music of my youth, though.