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Out of nowhere an old exchange between me and my younger brother Steve popped into my head today. I think you'll enjoy it.
*phone rings*
Me: Hello
Steve: J, what does "pilfer" mean?
Me (confused): Huh?
Steve: I filled out a job application today. One of the questions was, "Will you be willing to pilfer?". I didn't know what that means so I said yes.
Me: Hahahaha! They asked if you'd be willing to steal from them and you said yes.
Steve: Oh sh!t. Gotta go.
*click*
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