Geez, Ralphie sounds like the Hubster. He brings up factual things at just the most scary moment.
Like when driving over the Coronado Bridge...'I wonder what would happen if there were an earthquake right now?'
Or while in Yosemite after a big snow 'Wow, hope it doesn't get too warm...or rain...' and points out all of the 'Level of the Flood' signs throughout the valley.
He freaks me out. And I am paranoid as it is!!