Because I only know you from this board, I don't know what you look like. Maybe a pic has been posted, but I'm not remembering it...but what I know is that from everything I've ever read that you've written, you strike me as one reeeeeaaaally attractive individual. Articulate, whimsical, passionate. I don't go by looks, so maybe what I think doesn't count these days, but to my mind's eye you look swell -- no, swanky! Babe: you've got it where it counts, and everything else is eye candy, which, unlike the important stuff, can obviously be bought. Only do it if you wanna. For you. In my mind, you are already teh hottie.
And I, too, have a small chip -- I lovingly refer to it as my inner-trash manifestation!