WendyBeth, tell your daughter that Tref is cuu-uuute!
I'm dying laughing!

<--chipmunk smiley
I wrote this poem for my friend Laura in third grade:
My heart worked
from end to end,
So that you can
be my friend.
Unfortunately for me, I know it by heart, because not only does Laura have the original copy, I wrote it down in my third grade journal, so my mom has the other "original" copy and I have heard it from them several times a year since I was eight. Laura puts it as her sig. in her emails.

Ya know, in third grade, I probably could have split atoms, but they'd only remember that asinine poem.
I wish I would have thought of something with drawers or bovine.....I should have been a bit better as my favorite poet at the time was Shel Silverstein.
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid.
Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.